[He absently reaches out and presents a bottle of lube. It is a bottle of silicon-based lube he clearly bought instead of the aloe vera blend that he keeps in the house in his mason jars. Some people stash lube between their couch cushions; Connor keeps lube in the pool. Not that Dave's paying attention, but there's also a spot at the bottom of the pool where you can mount a dildo.
Both of those things are actually for monster week, when he spends a considerable amount of his time horny and in the pool between tasks around the farm, but Connor's not about to say that.]
Same as usual, but like... lube goes in me, not on you.
[This is not actually a tutorial, so Connor's not going to tell Dave why that is. He assumes it self-explanatory: the lube will stay in him, but not so much if Dave tries to put it on his dick.]
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[He absently reaches out and presents a bottle of lube. It is a bottle of silicon-based lube he clearly bought instead of the aloe vera blend that he keeps in the house in his mason jars. Some people stash lube between their couch cushions; Connor keeps lube in the pool. Not that Dave's paying attention, but there's also a spot at the bottom of the pool where you can mount a dildo.
Both of those things are actually for monster week, when he spends a considerable amount of his time horny and in the pool between tasks around the farm, but Connor's not about to say that.]
Same as usual, but like... lube goes in me, not on you.
[This is not actually a tutorial, so Connor's not going to tell Dave why that is. He assumes it self-explanatory: the lube will stay in him, but not so much if Dave tries to put it on his dick.]