[Dave has begrudgingly accepted his role in life as a big, mildly inconvenient bag of groceries and he allows himself to be shifted around.
He grunts when he's set down, partly relieved to be somewhere soft and comfortable and partly a little disappointed to be put down at all.
Dave languishes back and shuts his eyes for a second. Partly because he's exhausted and partly because he doesn't want to have this conversation now or ever.]
Basically, what I know about him from the literal 2 intimate seconds we spent together is that he's big, he likes gas and he talks like a cheesy supervil- Ah, shit.
[He does not elaborate, he just starts up a coughing fit as the realisation hits.]
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He grunts when he's set down, partly relieved to be somewhere soft and comfortable and partly a little disappointed to be put down at all.
Dave languishes back and shuts his eyes for a second. Partly because he's exhausted and partly because he doesn't want to have this conversation now or ever.]
Basically, what I know about him from the literal 2 intimate seconds we spent together is that he's big, he likes gas and he talks like a cheesy supervil- Ah, shit.
[He does not elaborate, he just starts up a coughing fit as the realisation hits.]
Fucking science guy.
[Weakly, with a hand over his mouth.]