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« goodtimesgo » TEXT ✧ AUDIO ✧ VIDEO ✧ ACTION Connor Murphy ✦ Dear Evan Hansen
RESIDENCE ✦ Jackdaw Ranch
GEMBOND ✦ Sapphire
Dear Evan Hansen, we've been way too out of touch.
Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much.

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[yourattention]

Like in a kinky way...?

[Connor straightens, holding a plate. He's giving Dave a considering look, mostly because he has definitely seen weird boy scouts porn. Is that a kink he's into? Unclear, but he's down to try it if Dave wants.]

Like you wanna be my Scoutmaster and corrupt my innocence.

[chumpelstiltskin]

You know, I don't actually know.

[And that's a dangerous line to dance around, but he's had a lot of that apple-vodka and it makes bad ideas good.]

On the one hand it's funny, on the other hand I bet you look good in a little kerchief.

[yourattention]

I look good in a lot of things, Dave.

[He holds out the plate, so Dave can put the rest of the cookies on it. Is he into dressing up? It sounds fun, at least. Maybe that's an idea for later. He's got the makings of Britney Spears circa ...Baby One More Time somewhere in his closet. Guys like schoolgitl outfits, right?]

But I have a feeling it's gonna be weird if you want to be the one corrupting me. Not the a bad way, just... you know.

[He's saying he's gonna be difficult about it.]

tw; abuse

[chumpelstiltskin]

Not if it's not kinky. Or if it's a healthy kinky relationship? Do those exist? Like I'm a Scoutmaster but you get badges for not ghosting me and ignoring my texts.

[He stares straight at him, eyes not leaving him as he bites into his cookie.]

Or something less specific. Always wanted to wear the hat. Not that I went to Scouts because when my Bro wanted me to toughen up he just wailed on me.

[yourattention]

[Connor would argue kinky relationships turn out healthier than most regular relationships because you have to talk to each other or it starts to fall apart, but he doesn't feel like getting into it. Instead, he rolls his eyes and holds out the plate more insistently. Put the fucking cookies on the plate, Dave.]

I don't ignore your texts unless I'm at work and that shouldn't count because I'm at work.

[At worst he takes a while to respond or he refuses to respond in anything but memes. Which, like. Is sort of ignoring? But in a very technical way that is indicative of dealing with Connor.]

Besides, that's not what I meant.

[He just does not at all elaborate on what he did mean.]

[chumpelstiltskin]

I know the difference between an honest reply and a meme you shoot out dude, don't trip. [He arches a challenging brow at him, but he starts to stack the cookies on the plate anyway.]

What did you mean, then?

[yourattention]

Memes are an honest reply.

[He makes the effort to sound vaguely offended by the implication there, which is perhaps the way to tell he's not being sincere.]

Anyway, it's... uh. I just realized I haven't, like, aged in a while.

[Which means he's... technically 18, physically. And he's never going to get older than that.]

[chumpelstiltskin]

Ohh. Oh god. So are you saying it's weird because I'm like, way older than you? I don't think I follow.

[He glances at the drink in his free hand and slowly takes a sip anyway.]

You're not like, 16 are you?

[yourattention]

No, I was 18 when I died.

[But barely. He turned 18 like two months before he died.]

It's just weird to remember, because I'm simultaneously older than you and younger than you.

[chumpelstiltskin]

Huh.

[Dave sucks his teeth as he considers that. He gives the impression of no thoughts, head empty generally but briefly he looks like he's having a deep thought.]

You think you're immortal or will you just hit your natural lifespan and stay a twink the whole time?

cw: suicide mention

[yourattention]

[Connor briefly counts on his fingers. One, two, three, four—]

How many times do you need to off yourself and come back before it counts as immortality? Because I think my natural lifespan was... 18 years.

text ; notflatearth

[escardos]

so how’s your crush? o v o)

[yourattention]

did you mean to send this to me because ive been getting misfires all day and i keep not replying to them bc i dont fuckin know half the ppl texting me and im not about to tell them i got their sext

[escardos]

of course it’s for you? why would i ever sext you? what part of this is a sext? are you that desperate for dave? o ^ o)?

[ thE BURN ]

text. un: theseusTremefied.

[broyonce]

how's ginger?

[yourattention]

the idea of having an emotionally honest conversation about the fact that you walked in on me and dave is horrifying so anyway wow what weird weather weve been having lately lets talk about literally anything else

slight emetophobia tw

[escardos]

okay weather boy, but if you don’t tell your emotions to at least one person then i think you might start throwing up flowers or something? either way, one of the clones knows!

if you want, i can tell the real dave for you, instead of damian.

[ who the fuck is damian ]

[yourattention]

jokes on you im literally immune to overgrowth and i dont have to be emotionally honest to anyone anymore

[He only had to die twice to achieve that!]

dont fuckin tell dave hes got other shit to worry about and i dont fucking have a crush on him anyway so its a moot point

and dont tell damian either??? i dont know who tf that is but????

[yourattention]

you wanna come over and find out?

[Then, like a full minute later:]

wait do you even have the code for the flashpoint outside my house

[broyonce]

[ wow, eager. ]

i would need that first, yes.

[yourattention]

[look, he knows what he likes!! anyway, he sends the flashpoint code and:]

so fair warning there is a dragon and they are extremely suspicious of newcomers so if you could like. just come up the stairs and not try to scale the side of the house or anything?

[connor that's really specific.........]

[escardos]

woah! i wish i could lie to myself like that.

also damian is dave’s clone. obviously. 😪

[yourattention]

thanks its the trauma

also how tf does that makes sense damian is a completely different name??? daveed or david or davey sure but those arent even from the same language

[escardos]

i know a therapist you could talk to

damian is fine! haven’t you heard about twins that resent the other because their parents force them to be identical? you have to let him be his own person, connor.

[yourattention]

.......... ok but theyre literally the same person? its time travel bullshit theyre the same