Did you know that the kind of mermaid that's on the Starbucks logo has two tails because fishermen couldn't figure out where you fuck a mermaid if she's a fish?

[Which isn't an answer to Dave's question, exactly, but also Connor's deftly undoing Dave's pants and freeing his cock. The answer is literally "the same as usual, but underwater." Connor just thinks that if he chatters, Dave will focus on that second part less.]

Lack of imagination, honestly. It's not that different from when you're a snake.

[Right down to the two dicks, actually. Which is hilarious for him, perpetual bottom. And, like, if anyone else asked he'd be firm about his preference but honestly? Dave could ask him and he'd at least consider it. Topping doesn't really do anything for him when he's in human form, but maybe it's different as a monster?

... He actually wouldn't know and he's usually pretty disinterested in experimenting. Pin in that for later, apparently. For the moment, Connor's gently stroking Dave's dick. The touch is slightly cool.]

In your Little Mermaid fantasies, do you ravish her or is she anthropologically studying your dick and you fuck her to show her what human dick is like?

[Because his weird mermaid fantasies are absolutely the latter, to nobody's surprise.]