Yeah, no. I'm boring as hell: I grew up in Philly, I went to private school until I got kicked out for dealing weed, I was on the swim team, I sucked a lot of dick. [He shrugs.] Then I died and a god brought me back to life and I tamed a dragon. Shit happens.
[These two things are really not related, but Connor says them like they are because why wouldn't he? To him they're related, but he's skipped over the part in the middle where the god brought him back to life in a different world entirely.
It's not, like, a secret? Dave saw EnsÅ, in the dream bubble. Connor simply assumes that Dave's put those pieces together without him having to explicitly say it.]
It's not any weirder than being here. At least I don't have to fistfight a fucking god here.
[Yup. He's just gonna keep saying shit he doesn't realize is absolutely fucking bonkers.]
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[These two things are really not related, but Connor says them like they are because why wouldn't he? To him they're related, but he's skipped over the part in the middle where the god brought him back to life in a different world entirely.
It's not, like, a secret? Dave saw EnsÅ, in the dream bubble. Connor simply assumes that Dave's put those pieces together without him having to explicitly say it.]
It's not any weirder than being here. At least I don't have to fistfight a fucking god here.
[Yup. He's just gonna keep saying shit he doesn't realize is absolutely fucking bonkers.]