[Connor, who doesn't expect anything out of doing things for other people, assumes the third cake is for Emil. Why he assumes this, when he knows Emil can't eat, is beyond everyone, including Connor.]
one time im like "can you put some water on to boil while i get changed" and im gone for like five minutes tops and the fire alarm is going off so now hes banned from my kitchen
[He's leaving out the fact that there was probably a ruby-related mishap involved in this story, but he's the one telling it so he can spin it however he wants. Sorry, Dave.]
anyway its whatever making three cakes isnt any different from making one cake
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one time im like "can you put some water on to boil while i get changed" and im gone for like five minutes tops and the fire alarm is going off so now hes banned from my kitchen
[He's leaving out the fact that there was probably a ruby-related mishap involved in this story, but he's the one telling it so he can spin it however he wants. Sorry, Dave.]
anyway its whatever making three cakes isnt any different from making one cake