[Connor settles on the couch next to Dave, already pulling out his phone to do some... gentle... stalking. He's from 2015, it's socially acceptable to stalk people over social media. Everything's public! He knows how to search, okay? If he can find it without much trouble, it's fair game.]

... So Mikhail Caustic?

[Who the fuck uses their actual, real name? On the network? Stranger danger???? Jesus H Christ, he should really offer digital security lessons for the unfortunate. Actually more importantly:]

Did you—you did this shit under your regular-ass username? There's an anonymous function, dipshit.