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♔ Keeping

• Photo: Oh hey! It's a photo of Connor and some guy. Connor's even smiling, weird.
• Sketchpad: The pages of the sketchpad are singed, like someone meant to burn it but didn't. It's full of sketches of a single person - and a lot of them are nudes.
• Grizabella the Glamour Cat: A bedraggled and worn gray cat plushie. The tag around her neck reads "Grizabella".
• The Rum Tug Tugger: A tabby cat plush with an especially fluffy neck ruff and tight leather pants. The tag around it's neck says "The Rum Tug Tugger."
• Old Deuteronomy: A cream-colored cat plush. It has a disturbingly human-looking face and hands. The tag around it's neck says "Old Deuteronomy."
• Magical Mister Mistoffelees: A tuxedo cat plush. It's chest is bedazzled with small plastic gems. The tag around it's neck says "Magical Mister Mistoffelees."
• Death Note: A black notebook with the words DEATH NOTE written across the front. The first page reads "The human whose name is written in this note shall die." Luckily (or unluckily) it's just an ordinary, if edgy, notebook.
• Gaf Tape: Everyone needs gaf tape.
• The Lyin' King: A soft lion-skin rug. Take a load off, have a nap, watch out for wildebeests.
• Pom-poms: A pair of red and white cheerleading pom-poms. Hurrah!
• Maglite: A pen-sized flashlight. For some reason, the light inside is blue.
• Rainbow Fantasy Jacket: A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue...
• Proto-Hot Topic Scarf: This red scarf was worn by Varian during his emo villain phase.
• Crystals: You've found your frequency! These pretty rose quartz crystals speak to you. What do they say? "Buy more crystals."
• Duct Tape: This thick silver tape is the key to holding together any show!
• Ukulele: A small ukulele with flowers printed on the body. It has a pretty good sound, if you've got an ear for that!
• Rope: A coiled length of rope. It's just about long enough to reach from the floor to the ceiling.

♔ Up for Grabs

• Meat Pie: One meat pie, still warm. It smells delicious...?
• Meat Pie: One meat pie, still warm. It smells delicious...?
• Gorgeous Breastplate: A thin golden breastplate. It's made of real metal, but seems to fasten onto the body with glittery pink ribbons.
• Red Wig: A curly red wig. Wearing it makes you feel hopeful.
• Green Puppet: A green puppet in a gray hoodie. It seems too complex for one person.
• Ruby Slippers: A pair of shiny ruby shoes. Clicking the heels together makes a very satisfying sound.
• Teddy Bear: A giant teddy bear, such as one might win at a carnival. It has an odd sharp smell to it, sort of like...gunpowder?
• Dancer's Belt: When you have Certain Dangling Anatomy, this will support you in all the right ways and places.
• Target Practice: A target from a shooting range. This one depicts a figure wearing a tall hat of some sort. There's a bullet hole through the head.
• Masque of the Opera Ghost: A white half-mask. Hide your face so the world will never find you.
• Milky White: The cow as white as milk - now in adorable plush doll form! There's a tiny bell hanging around her neck.
• Mama's Lunch: A delicate pink lunchbox. It's contents include a protein shake, a falcon's egg and a rock.
• Tap Shoes: A pair of tap-dancing shoes. One size fits all!
• Odd Telephone: An odd black telephone. If you pick it up, you can hear a chorus of voices on the other end asking for "Bobby" in a variety of different ways. They won't respond to anything you say.
• Red Cape: The cape as red as blood. It's very warm.
• Iver-Johnson .32: Rubber handles, owls stamped on the sides. It's unloaded.

♔ Tossed/Consumed

• Printed Email: Who wrote this shit? It sounds like Air Supply and it's addressed to Connor Murphy. Absolutely the fuck not.
• Printed Email: Who wrote this shit? It sounds like Air Supply and it's addressed to Connor Murphy. ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT!
• Be More Chill(y): Mountain Dew flavored ice cream! Eaten.
• Green Elixir: Have another drink, my dark-eyed beauty... A green liquid in a small bottle made of frosted green glass. Drinking it will reveal that it is 1) very tasty and 2) straight absinthe. Drunk.
• Sparkling Cider: Contains no alcohol, but a lot of bubbles. Drunk.
• Corn: A raw ear of corn. Shuck it! Eaten.
• Black Coffee: Get your cup of roasted coffee, your morning cup of Joey~. Drunk.
• Coca-cola: An old-fashioned glass bottle of Coke. It's still frosty! Drunk
• Bushel of Apples: A freshly picked variety of various kinds of apples. Perfect for hanging with a friend at the end of May or early June. Left in the kitchen.

♔ Traded

• A Law Textbook: A law school textbook, still in the plastic wrap. Given back to Elle.
• Red Cape: The cape as red as blood. It's very warm. Modified and given to Peregrine.