Base Song: Sixteen Going On Seventeen, Sound of Music

Summary: It's his birthday on the 30th, which is not the story? The story is that 1) he helped kill a god and 2) it made him realize that he's a fucking normal-ass person and this whole situation is absurd and it's his birthday soon and he'd like to stop being in an isekai now, thanks.

You are eighteen going on nineteen Connor, it's time to think Better beware be canny and careful Connor, you're on the brink You are eighteen going on nineteen Wisdom will come with time Ensō might sink before you can blink 'cause disaster is in its prime Totally unprepared are we To face islands unknown Eager and sly and scared are we For places we might roam I'm rewriting, tidbit by tidbit Everything I once knew I am eighteen going on nineteen I don't know what do I am eighteen going on nineteen I know that I'm naïve People I greet make monsters mincemeat And I can't compete with that I am eighteen going on nineteen When it comes down to blows Fantasy warriors, people with armours I can't compete with those Totally unprepared am I To face islands unknown Timid and wry and scared am I Of places I might roam We are learning, island by island Everything we must know I am eighteen going on nineteen I just hope we grow